Please
When you open a bag of chips, -if anything is left- seal it after you’re done!
When you chew, close your mouth!
When someone holds the door open for you, say thank you!
When you ask someone how they’re doing, mean it!
When you want to change lanes, use the appropriate signal!
When the light is yellow, don’t try to beat it!
Don’t tailgate me!
When you take your clothes off, put them away!
When you’re done using the bathroom, put the toilet seat down… please!
When you’re done washing your hands, turn the faucet off!
When you’re hands are wet, dry them before you touch me!
Don’t touch my hair unelss you’ve washed your hands!
Don’t stare at me, especially if you’re not good looking!
Don’t call me before 11 a.m. on weekends!
