Looking through Victoria’s Secert latest Catalog…

She: Baby, look how nice this suite is?!!
He: Honey, I’ll buy you anything! Just look like that picture and I’ll buy anything you want!
She: (thinking!: “&%&* you!”)

In my car, leaving work & talking to Lilian on the phone…

Me: My God, Lilian…the gas gauge is on E … Do you think I’ll make it??
Lilian: Yes Iman, you will make it … didn’t you know E is for Enough??

In a conversation…

She: Iman, seriously what the hell is the point of life??? It’s so meaningless..maybe people procreate because it’s a good way to spend your life. you know, take care of a kid, worry about them, think of them, then your time is up…and you die.
Iman: I’m starving

A brief conversation with Omar (my 3-year old nephew)…

Omar: Baba and I are going for coffee.
Me: Really, you drink coffee?
Omar: Yeah, I do!
Me: Why is that???
Omar: Because baba and I need to sit and talk!
Me: What will you talk about?
Omar: I need to ask him if I can sleep over amo Eyad’s house!
Me: awww! Enjoy and let me know what baba says, ok?
Omar: Okay…