hmmm!
I think:
every day should be a Friday…
I just devoured 32,000 calories worth of saturated junk…
Coffee only tastes good with a cigarette…
smoking should be banned in public places…
I’m getting a fever….
hot sauce would make an awesome drink…
Humper is so ugly…
Twins are adorable…
Sayeda is annoying…
Routine is mundane…
Chicago is one of the loveliest cities on earth…
Hamzeh’s bike is hot…with the exception of the tires
Lilian’s golf needs to be towed…
My red cavalier needs to retire…
I have a major dilemma … Infiniti G35x or M35x? So indecisive…
Maryam is such a walking mess! How she obtained her Doctorate at age 24 is beyond me…I will do Maryam’s bed, make her breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 3 years if she gives me 30% of her bi-weekly paycheck…just 30%!…
I will clean Janet’s entire house, walk her dog (if she had one - never mind that I have the ultimate fear of dogs, even puppies…I shall conquer my fear for the little poodle and its owner), wash her car, and even blow dry her hair if she gives me 40% of her bank account..just 40%!
I get bored easily…
I only talk when I have something useful to say :cool: …seriously!
Ranya will make the best pre-school teacher (HA!)…
I want tickets to the WWE…
(and to think, a few were going to be the lucky ones and recieve this entire list in text messaging form :grin:
