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RJ

Under: Uncategorized @ 7:45 pm on Monday, 11.20.06

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said the Delta Airline slogan: “Love to fly and it shows?” She gave him a confused look and he immediately thought to himself: “Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta Airlines.”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?” She gave him the same confused look. He then removed Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.”

This time the woman turned to him “What the F*#K do you want?”

The man smiled, then lay back in his chair, and said “Ahhhhh, Royal Jordanian!”

Thanks Janet for the laugh! :lol:
On a more serious note, RJ is my prefered airline…despite the loud cries of babies, the constant nagging of kids, mothers fed up with their kids, the annoying cracks of sunflower seeds, and the uncomfortable seats I must say that non-stop is the way to go!

P.S. I had to censor the profanity, my 6 and 8 year old neices read my site …and I’m supposed to be a good example :grin:

5 Comments »

Saned

11.20.06 @ 10:35 pm

HAHA…that’s a good one!

yeah, after yesterday, I have to agree NON STOP IS THE BOMB!

Jad

11.21.06 @ 12:24 am

HAHAA
you are a good example and you gave a good example of how RJ girls can be :p

Luai

11.21.06 @ 2:52 pm

Service is pretty good in my opinion, but I always have to complain about QAIA and can never pass up an opportunity to do just that. I absolutely love the direct 11.5 hour ride (but up until recently, hated stoping at O’Hare for a few hours on the way back. I just wanted to get back home faster… but it’s alot better than sitting in Schipol for 8 hours to connect). And the passengers (well they’re like the guy in your joke)…. the most annoying, high maintenance, bunch of whiners I have come across. No one cares what their kids do and no one brings them activities they can do while flying. And what exactly don’t passengers understand when they are told to “please remain in your seat until the aircraft has come to a complete stop and the captain has turned off the seatbelt sign”. People start getting up before the airplane has even touched down. Are they going to beat the plane to the terminal or something?

Oula Farawati

11.21.06 @ 3:42 pm

RJ is my favorite too… last year, i had a probelm when I went to Dubai flying on Qatari airways. The girl in Doha picked my return ticket instead of the deaprature ticket. when i discovered that 1 days before my return flight, a girl in the QA office in Dubai wanted to charge me for a new ticket and make me wait for a flight back to Amman for three days! imagine.. the problem was solved when a friend of mine in doha (also a journalist) called senior QA people he knew there and they pressured the dubai QA office to give me A COPY OF MY TICKET… and i was able to go back home.. this however, cost me more than JD200 in phone calls in dubai to jordan and qatar.. at least RJ, when i lost my ticket in London were so nice to give me a copy of it immediately! i love RJ!!

kerr

11.21.06 @ 4:33 pm

Yes Iman I agree with you, except on occassion I go to the airport and my seat is givng to another one with Wasta…

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