Do you ever

January 26, 2007 | Category: Random thoughts

feel the urge to:

look someone straight in the eyes and genuninely tell them to *$#&  @%%

scream?

puke?

how about drive your car into the car in front of you?

eat an entire pizza with olives, jalapenos and pineapples for toppings?

tell the person sitting behind you on the train to make sure that next time they blow their nose before getting on, and if they insist to do so on the train to find another seat far away from you?

Disappear?

Dance?

laugh?

slap someone?

go for a make-over?

Smile?

I’m going for a complete hair color change this weekend!

7 Comments

  1. izzi
    on January 26th, 2007
    1

    seriously? what to? good luck- i want to change my hair style too… i’m too chicken .. as for the list of emotions… hehe, ur not pregnant are you?

  2. Rihab
    on January 26th, 2007
    2

    eat an entire pizza with olives, jalapenos and pineapples for toppings?

    no no NO! pinepapples DO NOT belong on pizzas! It tastes horrible and is as demented an idea as putting beans on pizza and yes there are freaks (e.g. my ex-housemate) who put beans on pizzas!!

    and why are you changing your hair coloUr again?

  3. Iman
    on January 26th, 2007
    3

    izzi, not sure yet! I will let you know! your hair is gorgeous and so are you…
    lol, no I’m not BUT I’m around women who are for most of the day

    Rihab, try it..it’s very good. also, try coloring your hair too! you’ll feel great about yourself

  4. Luai
    on January 26th, 2007
    4

    Please tell me they were green olives. B.O. are god awful!

    And *$#& @%% is part of my daily vocab, so I use these colorful words anytime, anyplace. Sometime my finger does the talking for me.

    And drive my car into the one in front of me, I want to do that, and also to the car behind me, and the ones on either side and even the car in front of the car in front of me. I seriously need to get on some meds when I drive. I am pure evil behind the wheel.

  5. kerr
    on January 26th, 2007
    5

    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3 When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

    4 When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

    5 When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    6 People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is ‘new and improved!’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

    8 When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

    9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

  6. susu
    on January 26th, 2007
    6

    You know I feel like doing that Monday thur Friday. I so badly want to tell someone (in my office) to go and @#$#%^&$#$#$#%#%$^*(^#$$@$#$%^$$# themselves. And why cant I? Because I will look like the rude one and the mean one. I tell myself I am better than that. But I think, it will come out one day. And everyday it gets closer and closer to that point. UGH!!!UGH!!!!

  7. Rana
    on January 26th, 2007
    7

    Yess all the time…..

    I feel like telling my cocky manager *$#& @%%.

    scream? scream joy cause I just found out my sister is comming yepiiiiiiii

    puke? today yess.. I ate too much and am still eating :(…

    I think you should go blonde.. although I hear dark shades are in this winter :)
    Disappear? all the time

    Dance? belly dance :P

    laugh? no

    slap someone? yes

    go for a make-over? emm yess

    Smile? Yessss :)))))))

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