I feel like telling my cocky manager *$#& @%%.

scream? scream joy cause I just found out my sister is comming yepiiiiiiii

puke? today yess.. I ate too much and am still eating :(…

I think you should go blonde.. although I hear dark shades are in this winter
Disappear? all the time

Dance? belly dance

laugh? no

slap someone? yes

go for a make-over? emm yess

Smile? Yessss :)))))))

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4 When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8 When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

And *$#& @%% is part of my daily vocab, so I use these colorful words anytime, anyplace. Sometime my finger does the talking for me.

And drive my car into the one in front of me, I want to do that, and also to the car behind me, and the ones on either side and even the car in front of the car in front of me. I seriously need to get on some meds when I drive. I am pure evil behind the wheel.

Rihab, try it..it’s very good. also, try coloring your hair too! you’ll feel great about yourself

eat an entire pizza with olives, jalapenos and pineapples for toppings?

no no NO! pinepapples DO NOT belong on pizzas! It tastes horrible and is as demented an idea as putting beans on pizza and yes there are freaks (e.g. my ex-housemate) who put beans on pizzas!!

and why are you changing your hair coloUr again?