Do you ever
feel the urge to:
look someone straight in the eyes and genuninely tell them to *$#& @%%
scream?
puke?
how about drive your car into the car in front of you?
eat an entire pizza with olives, jalapenos and pineapples for toppings?
tell the person sitting behind you on the train to make sure that next time they blow their nose before getting on, and if they insist to do so on the train to find another seat far away from you?
Disappear?
Dance?
laugh?
slap someone?
go for a make-over?
Smile?
I’m going for a complete hair color change this weekend!