She 1: Kol banat fate7 shara*eet (All of Fateh girls are sluts)

She 2: (in complete shock to have heard that) ya3ni ana shar***ta kaman? (Does that mean I’m a slut too?)

She 1: Laish ya 7bibti, howeh inti wa7deh minhom? (Why dear, are you one of them?)

She 2: ya3ni ana shar***ta kaman??? (Does that mean I’m a slut too??)

She 1: Inti ma bitshofeehom keef bikoono b nos Ramallah… (Do you not see how they are in the middle of Ramallah?)

She 2: halla2 ana shar***ta???? (Apparently unable to get over the harsh accusation!)

A: Let’s all do breakfast Sunday

B: Sunday is his only day off so she may want to spend it with him…

A: No, he’ll be working…she said he’s off only one Sunday a week!

B: Ummm… how many Sundays are in a week?

A: I hate to gossip… I really do…especially that I’m a soon to be mother. I feel that I need to set an example for my baby.

B: Okay, but you’re not gossiping…

A: I’m not now, but I am about to start…

B: Oh…then, don’t think of it as gossip…just think of it as knowledge sharing…

7 Comments

  1. secratea
    on October 30th, 2007
    1

    loooooooool @ “Oh…then, don’t think of it as gossip…just think of it as knowledge sharing…”
    well, if it isn’t destructive, it might knowledge sharing, hehe :D

  2. Qwaider قويدر
    on October 30th, 2007
    2

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
    THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!

  3. asoom
    on October 30th, 2007
    3

    what’s banat “fate7″?

  4. Firas
    on October 30th, 2007
    4

    Ok, that word is actually too rude.
    If it wasn’t up to Banat Fateh, Jabha,Sha’beyeh, the Palest. would have been garbage as they do now about 40 years ago.
    Wow, the fact that she’s saying that word says a lot.
    So what’s the latest gossip?

  5. ola
    on October 30th, 2007
    5

    looool classic :D

  6. kinzi
    on October 31st, 2007
    6

    “Sharing”, to common an excuse!! We evangelicals at times even add a spiritual element to make it ok, and call it ‘prayer requests’. Insidious!

  7. Iman
    on November 1st, 2007
    7

    asoom, learn more about Fatah here

    Firas, it is a very vulgar word… I didn’t really get what you meant by…”the Palest. would have been garbage as they do now about 40 years ago.”

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