She 1: Kol banat fate7 shara*eet (All of Fateh girls are sluts)

She 2: (in complete shock to have heard that) ya3ni ana shar***ta kaman? (Does that mean I’m a slut too?)

She 1: Laish ya 7bibti, howeh inti wa7deh minhom? (Why dear, are you one of them?)

She 2: ya3ni ana shar***ta kaman??? (Does that mean I’m a slut too??)

She 1: Inti ma bitshofeehom keef bikoono b nos Ramallah… (Do you not see how they are in the middle of Ramallah?)

She 2: halla2 ana shar***ta???? (Apparently unable to get over the harsh accusation!)

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A: Let’s all do breakfast Sunday

B: Sunday is his only day off so she may want to spend it with him…

A: No, he’ll be working…she said he’s off only one Sunday a week!

B: Ummm… how many Sundays are in a week?

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A: I hate to gossip… I really do…especially that I’m a soon to be mother. I feel that I need to set an example for my baby.

B: Okay, but you’re not gossiping…

A: I’m not now, but I am about to start…

B: Oh…then, don’t think of it as gossip…just think of it as knowledge sharing…