A ‘Hijabi Hopeful…’
Browsing some groups in Facebook, I came across Da Hijabi Code group, and I quote as it appears on Facebook, even with the typos. I can pretty much relate to …pretty much all categories below… Enjoy! :D and by the way, what hijabi are you?
Da Code: Hijabi’s DONT DATE! (if Hijabis do date then Hijabi’s don’t steal other Hijabi’s Boyfriends) Hijabi’s DONT DRINK! (and if hijabis do drink then hijabis don’t let other hijabis drive drunk)
WHAT HIJABI ARE U?
1) HIJABI HOEs: They are the Hijabis that wear the Hijab then try to even out not showing thier hair with short sleeves, capris and the all famous low cut tops. These girls give other Hijabis a bad name. You might spot one of these “Hijabis” in a group of Ahem! guy “friends”. This group of too “friendly” Hijabis do everything a muslim let alone a Hijabi should NOT do. We hope none of u fit this description…if u do…we say to u with nothing but love…Respect the Hijab…Stop being a HOE.
2) HALF HIJABIs: These lovely ladies are the ones caught in the Limbo between Hijab or No Hijab. “to be or not to be” is the question for these girls. With thier Hijab half on thier head and half off…u never know what they will do next! On the bright side though guys dont have to wonder whats hiding beneath those hijabs cuz these half hijabis give everyone a sneak peak 24/7. We say to ya’ll with nothing but frustration..MAKE UP UR MIND! (ur confusing the kafirs.)
3) HOT HIJABIs: Ya’ll know who u are. these are the fabulous lookin girls that usallay match from thier hijabs to thier flipflops. These brightly colorfull Hijabis manage to look Oh So Fabulous while covering themselves completely. We give Two Thumbs Up to these Beauties! Keep up the good work!
4) HARDCORE HIJABIs: You’ve seen’em. The girls who are so Hijabi they might as well be Nikabi. These are the girls that dont wear alot of makeup, wear abayahs and have that look that says “dont screw with me”. While these girls can at times be scary…We have nothing but respect for the Fabulous Few. These Hijabis are rare …but then all great things are.
5) HIJABI HOPEFULLs: These are the girls that cover themselves modestly, respect the Hijab and one day hope to become one of us. We have one thing to say to ya’ll…Come Join Us on The Other Side…We promise Its better here.
*Disclaimer* We take no responsabilty for anyone finding the above material offensive. Although if u were offended , we apologize and hope you find your sense of humor.
