Those laffy taffy moments…
My love for laffy taffy candy is a deeply rooted part of my childhood … I’ve always loved this chewy fruity flavored candy for its taste and more importantly for its jokes on every wrapper…yummy, a real treat!! some are so so so silly, but that’s what makes those laffy taffy moments so special :D and what still makes me laugh out loud as I unwrap each joke…such as:
What did the judge say to the skunk?
Odor in the court [ahahahaha:D]
Where does an alien get its milk?
From the milky way [:D ]
What is green and pecks on a tree?
Woody Wood Pickle [hahahah]
Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
Because he’s always spotted [:D ]
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left! [hahahahahah… this actually took me a few seconds more than it should to get :d ]
What candy can’t get anywhere on time? [ Try to guess this one…]