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ENOUGH!

Under: How Outrageous, OMG!, Random Thoughts, Ugh!, Uncategorized @ 9:41 am on Wednesday, 03.11.09

you are not fat… in fact, you’re sickeningly skinny. you’re bones. no curves. nothing. you’re just sticks. and that’s gross. I haven’t hated in a while, so I’m here to hate skinny people who always, and i mean, ALWAYS are complaining about their weight. oh, I have to lose weight.! Oh I am fat! oh my butt is too big! oh, my belly is huge! oh, I should go on a diet! bla. bla. bla.

oh, I have an idea.. why don’t you make it a daily afternoon and midnight habit to order a f***ing quarter pounder with extra cheese, ok?! maybe then you’ll stop looking like a toothpick!

I don’t know about all those people out there …but I am the type who prefers the J Lo look to the Olive Oyle look, you know!


(p.s. I don’t think I’ve ever complained about my weight on this site. at least I hope not! haha! but I do have an obsession with one body part of mine!)

The kind I get a kick out of…

Under: OMG!, Uncategorized, hahaha @ 9:16 am on Friday, 02.6.09

I tried sending what I thought was a very considerate E-card yesterday but upon clicking submit, this is what I got:

But so much thought was put into crafting those words … how were they inappropriate? why the censorship! But honestly, this is the kind of censorship I get a kick out of …

In some way, this reminds me of the type of self-censorship I exercise on my blog. My nieces (10 and 9 yrs old) read my website, so I came to know. And also when driving with the my nieces and nephews…ages ranging from 10 to 2 years old.

and of this …

Not long ago, I was driving with my 5 year old nephew and his two sisters (10 and 9 yrs old) …my sister, their mom, was driving behind me … we were supposed to meet up somewhere … we came to a red light. She honks the horn gesturing to me that I need to be in the right lane and go right instead of keeping straight. Naturally I thought she was going to let me in. But she kept going… and of course I could not change lanes because of oncoming traffic …so my natural out loud reaction was: What an idiot? how was I supposed to go? My nephew, sitting in the back, yells out: My mom is not an idiot!! Why are you calling my mom an idiot. HAHAHAH I felt so embarrassed. I told him that I was calling the light an idiot.

TGIF! :)

On (Painful) Difference

Under: OMG!, Ugh!, Uncategorized @ 8:18 am on Tuesday, 02.3.09

Every few weeks, my realization that no two eyebrows are identical hits a nerve …Sometimes I wonder if I should just freakin’ shave them off and draw them in instead!

Re-thinking what/who we look up to!

Under: Around The World, How Outrageous, Interesting, OMG!, Palestine, hahaha @ 1:19 pm on Friday, 08.29.08

…and in Hebron, the West Bank’s most conservative city, maternity wards report a rise in babies named Noor and Mohannad.

A West Bank poster vendor has ditched Yasser Arafat and Saddam Hussein for Noor and Mohannad. [More]

Ridiculously outrageous, so I think!

So which 1 is it?!

Under: OMG!, Question of the Day, Ugh!, Uncategorized @ 11:39 am on Tuesday, 01.29.08

In the words of Einstein, A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

arrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!! (I need to add a New Category: WTF?!)

What do you call this?

Under: Memories, OMG!, Uncategorized @ 10:43 pm on Tuesday, 11.27.07

I was on my cell phone talking to Lilian…yet at the same time freaking out and feeling very very very furious because I was looking for my phone….Lilian hearing the frustration and UGHS in my voice asked: What’s wrong?

Me: I cannot find my phone!! where the hell is it?

Lilian: What phone?

Me: My Cell phooonnnee! I don’t know where it is … can’t find it…ugh!

Lilian: o k

That’s when I realized I’m holding it against my ear!

And no, I’m not on crack nor do I smoke pot!

Seriously, why!

Under: How Outrageous, OMG!, Question of the Day, Ugh!, Uncategorized @ 12:31 pm on Friday, 11.2.07

Why would someone key your car?!?!? Even if you’re double-parked (which I was not)… Seriously, why?!??

It’s messed up out there…

Under: OMG!, Random Thoughts, Uncategorized @ 12:49 pm on Tuesday, 03.20.07

I saw the most despicable, ruthless action happen before my eyes as I was walking to lunch with my co-worker today. As I got near, I slowed down in shock trying to digest what I had just witnessed.

An older woman was walking on the sidewalk with her guide dog (obviously she’s not fully capable of seeing … possibly blind)… A middle aged man, smoking a cigarette, walking in the opposite direction.

The man intentionally stopped right in the middle of the sidewalk, facing the older woman approaching as he continued to smoke his cigarette. He literally stood there and did not move - waiting for her to bump into him. She walked right into him. I couldn’t really make out what she said to him, but she did sound angry.

I felt very sad for the woman and I almost followed the man and asked him what his problem was. My co-worker didn’t think it was a good idea and said: “ If you were a big man then, I wont mind you going up to him and punching the crap out of him, but he may as well be a psycho who will pull a gun out and wouldn’t have a problem using it.” I was still in shock and thinking out loud. Yes, it’s true that maybe he’s not mentally stable, but looking at him, one would never guess that this man is a bum or someone who would do such thing. I am not that gullible; I know that looks could be deceiving. But I’d like to believe that what I see is what I get sometimes. My God, and to think that this man could actually be a parent? Raising children? What an example! My co-worker, obviously wanting to change the subject said: “Iman, you just have to let it go. You have to believe that there are cruel people who live amongst us in this world. Not everyone is as caring and deep as you are. So what do you wanna eat?”

How can I enjoy my meal after seeing that?! But I tried.

Creepy!

Under: OMG!, Uncategorized @ 12:36 pm on Saturday, 02.10.07

Had this happened to me, I would’ve been dead by now …either if I was the one attached, or the one watching…Snakes are one of my biggest fears. I hate snakes. I cannot stand the sight of them. They are ugly. the thought of them gives me deadly shivers …

Lilian, I want those 4 pairs of shoes I asked you for … so please stay away from Sao Paulo next month.

What were they thinkin’?

Under: Health & Fitness, OMG!, Uncategorized @ 7:14 pm on Saturday, 01.27.07

An israeli health and beauty spa is now offering a new service for its customers - a snake massage. The treatment comprises of six non-venomous serpents massaging the client’s aching muscles and stiff joints.

I cannot believe some people are willing to pay $70 for a few snakes to crawl all over their body! Who in their right mind would even think about doing that? Barak believes that physical contact with the reptiles can be a soothing experience? how so? I always thought that peeing after holding it in for 4 hours is one of the greatest feelings in this world and the only relation to a soothing feeling is the fact that just reading about it makes me wanna go in my pants!

Located in northern israel, Ada Barak’s spa uses California and Florida king snakes, corn snakes and milk snakes for the massage.

“I’m actually afraid of snakes, but the therapeutic effects are really good,” said one customer. [via msnbc]

*shivering!* Should I dare try it this summer when I go!? Not for a million dollars!